Constitution

Indian Constitution

The first step to fulfil the rights of children can be found in the Constitution of India. There are a number of articles that address various needs of children as outlined below. The articles are divided into two categories: Fundamental Rights and Directive Principles of State Policy. Fundamental Rights are justifiable in a court of law and are negatives that prohibit the states from doing thing. The courts are bound to declare a law as invalid if it violates a fundamental right. Directive principles are positive suggestions for states, and are not justifiable in a court of law.

Fundamental Rights

•             Article 14- The State shall not deny to any person equality before the law or the equal protection of laws with in the territory of India.

•             Article 15- The State shall not discriminate against any citizen..Nothing in this Article shall prevent the State from making any special provisions for women and children.

•             Article 21-No person shall be deprived of his life or personal liberty except according to procedure established by law.

•             Article 21 A-The State shall provide free and compulsory education to all children of the age of 6-14 years in such manner as the State may, by law, determine.

•             Article 23-Traffic in human beings and beggary and other forms of forced labour are prohibited and any contravention of this provision shall be an offence punishable in accordance with the law.

•             Article 24-No child below the age of 14 years shall be employed to work in any factory or mine or engaged in any other hazardous employment.

•             The Constitution (86th Amendment) Act was notified on 13th December 2002, making free and compulsory education a Fundamental Right for all children in the age group of 6-14 years.

Directive Principles

•             Article 39(e) and (f) provides that the State shall, in particular, direct its policy towards securing to "ensure that the health and strength of workers, men and women and the tender age of children are not abused" and "that the citizens are not forced by economic necessity to enter avocations unsuited to their age or strength" and that "the children are given opportunities and facilities to develop in a healthy manner and in conditions of freedom and dignity" and that the childhood and youth are protected against exploitation and against moral and material abandonment.

•             Article 45- The State shall endeavour to provide early childhood care and education for all children until they complete the age of six years.

•             Article 47- The State shall regard the raising of the level of nutrition and the standard of living of its people and the improvement of public health as among its primary duties

•             Article 243G read with Schedule 11 - provide for institutionalization of child care by seeking to entrust programmes of Women and Child Development to Panchayat (Item 25 of Schedule 11), apart from education (item 17), family welfare (item 25), health and sanitation (item 23) and other items with a bearing on the welfare of children.

Directive Principles

ENVIRONMENT

MD & CHAIRMAN DELHI METRO-               MR. MANGU SINGH

DELHI'S GOVERNOR-   NAJEEB JUNG

VICE PRESIDENT- Shri M. Hamid Ansari

EDUCATION MINISTER OF DELHI- KIRAN WALIA


FACTS ABOUT DELHI

Delhi - Important Information
Population:	12.8 million
Area:	1483 sq km
Languages:	Hindi, English, Punjabi
Best Time to Go:	November-March
STD Code:	011

New Delhi is the capital of India. It is also the center of government in that country and it is the center of the National Capital Territory of Delhi. New Delhi is located in northern India within the metropolis of Delhi and it is one of the nine districts of Delhi. It has a total area of 16.5 square miles (42.7 sq km) and it is considered one of the fastest growing cities in the world.

The city of New Delhi has recently been in the news due to its growth,vulnerability to climate change and global warming (its temperatures are predicted to rise by 2˚C by 2030 due to its intense growth and industrialization) and a building collapse which killed at least 65 people on November 16, 2010.

The following is a list of ten geographic facts to know about India's capital city:

1) New Delhi itself was not established until 1912 when the British moved India's capital city from Calcutta (now called Kolkata) to Delhi in December 1911. At that time the British government in India decided it wanted to build a new city to serve as its capital which would be adjacent to Delhi and known as New Delhi. New Delhi was completed in 1931 and the old city became known as Old Delhi

2) In 1947 India gained independence from the British and New Delhi was given some limited independence. At that time it was administered by a Chief Commissioner who was appointed by the Indian government. In 1956, Delhi became a union territory and a Lieutenant Governor began the administration of the region. In 1991 the Constitution Act changed the Union Territory of Delhi to the National Capital Territory of Delhi.

3) Today, New Delhi is located within metropolis of Delhi and it still serves as the capital city of India. It is at the center of the nine districts of the National Capital Territory of Delhi (map). Commonly, the metropolis of Delhi is known as New Delhi, although New Delhi only officially represents a district or city within Delhi.

4) New Delhi itself is governed by a municipal government that is called the New Delhi Municipal Council, whereas other areas within Delhi are governed by the Municipal Corporation of Delhi.

5) New Delhi today is one of the fastest growing cities in both India and the world. It is the government, commercial and financial center of India. Governmental employees represent a large portion of the city's workforce, while much of the rest of the city's population is employed in the expanding service sector. The main industries in New Delhi include information technology, telecommunications and tourism.

6) The city of New Delhi had a population of 295,000 in 2001 but metropolitan Delhi had a population of over 13 million. Most of the people living in New Delhi practice Hinduism (86.8%) but there are also large Muslim, Sikh, Jain and Christian communities in the city.

7) New Delhi is located on the Indo-Gangetic Plain in northern India (map). Since it sits on this plain, most of the city is relatively flat. It is also located in the floodplains of several large rivers, but none of them actually flow through the city. In addition, New Delhi is prone to major earthquakes.

8) The climate of New Delhi is considered humid subtropical and it is highly influenced by the seasonal monsoon. It has long, hot summers and cool, dry winters. The average January low temperature is 45°F (7°C) and the average May (the hottest month of the year) high temperature is 102°F (39°C). Precipitation is highest in July and August.

9) When it was determined that New Delhi would be built in 1912, the British architect Edwin Lutyens came up with plans for much of the city. As a result, New Delhi is highly planned and it is built around two promenades - the Rajpath and Janpath. The Rashtrapati Bhaven or the center of the Indian government is located in the center of New Delhi.

10) New Delhi is also considered a cultural center of India. It has many historic buildings, festivals to go along with holidays like Republic Day and Independence Day as well as many religious festivals.




FACTS ABOUT INDIA

• India is officially known as the Republic of India.
• India has the second largest population in the world, with over 1.2 billion people (1,205,073,612 as of July 2012).
• India is the seventh largest country by total area.
• India belongs to the continent of Asia, it is bordered by the countries of Bangladesh, Bhutan, Burma, China, Nepal, and Pakistan.
• The highest mountain in India is Kanchenjunga, standing at 8,598m (28,209 ft), which it shares with Nepal. Kanchenjunga is the third highest mountain in the world.
• Many different languages are spoken in India. The main ones are Hindi, Bengali, Telugu, Marathi, Tamil, and Urdu.
• The capital city is New Delhi, while the most populated city is Mumbai. Other major cities include Kolkata, Chennai and Bangalore.
• Because of India's location, it experiences periods of heavy rain called Monsoon.
• The Taj Mahal (a famous mausoleum and popular tourist attraction) is located in the region of Agra.
• India became an independent nation in 1947 after ending British rule that began in 1858.
• Mahatma Gandhi is famous for the important part he played in gaining India's independence.
• Once British rule was over, India was split into the Republic of India and the Islamic Republic of Pakistan. Later, an area between India and Pakistan became the People's Republic of Bangladesh.
• The national symbol of India is the endangered Bengal Tiger.
• The most popular sport in India is cricket, with the Indian team being the first to win the Cricket World Cup on home soil when they were victorious in 2011.
• India hosted the 2010 Commonwealth Games in Delhi, but has never hosted the Olympic Games.
  
  
  
  

  Facts and Figures
  Area	1,483 sq km
  Latitude	28.38° N
  Longitude	77.13° E
  Altitude	293 m above sea level
  Total Population	1, 38, 50,507
  Male	76, 07,234
  Female	62, 43,273
  Density (Per Sq. km)	9340
  Sex Ratio (per 1000 Males)	821
  Literacy Rate (%) Persons	81.67
  Literacy Rate (%) Males	87.37
  Literacy Rate (%) Female	74.71
  Birth Rate (per 1000)	21.24
  Death Rate (per 1000)	5.81
  Infant Mortality Rate (per 1000)	23.93
  Per Capita Income	RS.38864
  Gross Domestic Product	478 billion INR (2005)
  Temperature	45 degree (max), 5 degree (min)
  Time Zone	IST (UTC+5:30)
  Language	Hindi, English, Punjabi
  STD Code	011
  Postal Code	1100xx
  Vehicle Code	DL-0xx
  Religion	Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Christian

  
  
  
  

Today's Climate Change

More than 100 years ago, people around the world started burning large amounts of coal, oil, and natural gas to power their homes, factories, and vehicles. Today, most of the world relies on these fossil fuels for their energy needs. Burning fossil fuels releases carbon dioxide, a heat-trapping gas, into the atmosphere, which is the main reason why the climate is changing.

Heat-trapping gases are also called greenhouse gases. They exist naturally in the atmosphere, where they help keep the Earth warm enough for plants and animals to live. But people are adding extra greenhouse gases to the atmosphere. These extra gases are causing the Earth to get warmer, setting off all sorts of other changes around the world—on land, in the oceans, and in the atmosphere. And these changes affect people, plants, and animals in many ways.

Effects on People and the Environment

How will climate change affect you? Your community? The environment around you?

Global climate change will affect people and the environment in many ways. Some of these impacts, like stronger hurricanes and severe heat waves, could be life threatening. Others, like spreading weeds, will be less serious. And some effects, like longer growing seasons for crops, might even be good! However, as the Earth keeps getting warmer, the negative effects are expected to outweigh the positive ones.

The more we learn about how climate change will affect people and the environment, the more we can see why people need to take action to reduce the greenhouse gas emissions that are causing climate change. We can also take steps to prepare for the changes we know are coming.

Learn more about how climate change will affect people and the environment in the following ways:

• Agriculture
• Energy
• Water Supplies
• Health
• Plants, Animals, and Ecosystems
• Forests
• Recreation
• Coastal Areas

The Proof Is in the Atmosphere

How do we know the amount of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere is increasing?

Scientists measure the amount of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere in several ways. They use satellites and other instruments to measure the amount of greenhouse gases in the air all around the world. They also collect samples of air from specific places and then analyze these samples in a laboratory.

The Earth also gives us clues about the levels of greenhouse gases that existed in the past. For example, ancient air bubbles trapped deep in the ice of Greenland and Antarctica reveal how much carbon dioxide was present long ago.

Scientists can compare the amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere today with the amount of carbon dioxide trapped in ancient ice cores, which show that the atmosphere had less carbon dioxide in the past. Source: EPA's Climate Change Indicators (2012).

Scientists have carefully examined all this evidence and made a startling discovery. There's more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere now than at any other time in at least 650,000 years! And the amount of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases is continuing to increase.

GK new class II & III

Class 3

Syllabus

o   Our Neighboring Countries, Music and Dance, Flags of Various Countries, India

o   Sports, Continents and Oceans, Books and Authors, Great Personality of India

o   Historical Buildings and Monuments, , Famous-Places of the World & India

o   Means of Livelihood, Our Solar System, Abbreviations, Extremes, Inventions, Misc

India’s neighboring countries

Facts on the neighboring countries of India. At a Glance:-

            1. India shares its borders with China, Nepal, Bhutan, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Bangladesh,    Myanmar, and Sri Lanka.

            2. The South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation (SAARC) has been formed for      the purpose of peace, stability, and economic progress in the region through mutual          cooperation.

            3. India and China have had links since ancient times. The Panchsheel Pact represented    an important stage in our relationship. A border dispute led to a war with China in 1962.            A long time after the war, relations between the two countries have begun to improve.

            4. India and Pakistan are parts of what was formerly one country. We share a common         tradition and culture. But we have had major wars and recently there was the Kargil        conflict. This has severed relations between the two countries. We are still trying to          develop and maintain a friendly relationship with Pakistan.

            5. India helped the people of Bangladesh achieve their freedom from Pakistan’s             domination. Strong political, economic, and cultural ties have been formed and kept up           with Bangladesh.

            6. India and Sri Lanka have ancient, mythological, historical, and cultural ties. There has        been some problem concerning people of Indian origin in Sri Lanka but our political and   trade relations have been good all along.

Country	Capital
Bangladesh	Dhaka
Bhutan	Thimphu
India	New Delhi
Maldives	Male
Nepal	Kathmandu
Pakistan	Islamabad
Sri Lanka	Colombo

Indian Dances

Classical Dances of India
Dance	State
Bharat Natyam	Tamil Nadu
Bihu	Assam
Bhangra	Punjab
Chhau	Bihar, Orissa, W. Bengal and Jharkhand
Garhwali	Uttaranchal
Garba	Gujarat
Hattari	Karnataka
Kathak	North India
Kathakali	Kerala
Kutchipudi	Andhra Pradesh
Khantumm	Mizoram
Karma	Madhya Pradesh
Laho	Meghalaya
Mohiniattam	Kerala
Mando	Goa
Manipuri	Manipur
Nati	Himachal Pradesh
Nat-Natin	Bihar
Odissi	Orissa
Rauf	Jammu & Kashmir
Yakshagan	Karnataka

Flags

                      

                        Australia                                                         Bangladesh

                     

                        Bhutan                                                                        Canada

                     

                        China                                                              Denmark

                                                          France                                                                         Mauritius

                  

                        Pakistan                                                          Saudi Arabia

                     

                        Sri Lanka                                                         Britain

                                                         United States

                                                           

Sports

National sports of countries

Sri Lanka	Volleyball
Afghanistan	Buzkashi
Bhutan	Archery
China	Table Tennis
Norway Cross-country	Skiing
Switzerland	Shooting, Gymnastics
Turkey	Wrestling
United States	Baseball
Japan	Ju- Jitsu (Judo)
Australia	Cricket and Tennis
Scotland	Rugby Football
Spain	Bull Fighting
England	Cricket & Rugby Football
Russia	Chess & Football
Malaysia	Badminton

                                                                                         
                                                Names of Continents of the world

Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Antarctica, Europe, and Australia.  AAASENA

Names of oceans of the world

(oceans by size) 

 #1 Pacific (155,557,000 sq km) 
 #2 Atlantic (76,762,000 sq km) 
 #3 Indian (68,556,000 sq km) 
 #4 Southern (20,327,000 sq km) 
 #5 Arctic (14,056,000 sq km)  

(greatest depths in the oceans) 

 Mariana Trench, Pacific 35,827 ft
 Puerto Rico Trench, Atlantic 30,246 ft 
 Java Trench, Indian 24,460 ft 
 Arctic Basin, Arctic 18,456 ft 
 Southern Ocean, 23,737 ft 

Books and authors

1.     Adam Bede                                         George Eliot

2.     A Suitable Boy                                                Vikram Seth

3.     A Tale of Two Gardens                      Octavio Paz

4.     Adventures of Sherlock Holmes        Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

5.     Adventures of Tom Sawyer               Mark Twain

6.     Born Free                                            Joy Adamson

7.     Bubble                                                            Mulk Raj Anand

8.     Castle                                                  Franz Kafka

9.     Emma                                                  Jane Austen

10.  King Lear                                             Shakespeare

11.  Born free-                                           Joy Adamson

A child when born is free from worries, he is joyous, & then he gets the tag of a dumb son

12.  Das Kapital-                                        Karl marx       

Das are everywhere in capital of the country, which is actually a kala mark on the country’s name

13.  Expanding universe-                          AS Eddington

You are expanding universe by adding tons of mud on ass.

14.  Godan-                                                Prem Chand               

Gawu daan prem se chand pe

15.  Hamlet-                                               Shakespere                            

Helmet full of shake of pear

16.  Malgudi days  -                                   R.K. Narayan

Mall guddi bought by Narad muni saying narayan narayan

17.  Mill on floss-                                      George Eliot  

18.  A mill is be

19.  Great personalities of India

 

Persons - Sobriquets

1.     Abdul Gaffar Khan                 Badshan Khan; Frontier Gandhi

2.     C R Das                                    Deshabandhu

3.     Bal Gangadhar Tilak               Lokmanya

4.     Dadabhai Narorji                   Grand Old Man of India

5.     Rabindranath Tagore             Gurudev

6.     Subhash Chandra Bose          Netaji

7.     Vallabhai Patel                       Man of Iron

8.     Sarojini Naidu                         Nightingale of India

9.     Lal Bahadur Shastri                Man of Peace

10.  Lala Lajpat Rai                                    Punjab Kesari 

Historical buildings & Monuments, Famous places of India

1.      Agra Fort:                                          Agra

2.     Aga Khan Palace:                      Pune

3.     Ajanta Caves:                         Aurangabad, Maharashtra. 

4.     Charminar:                             Hyderabad,

5.     Ellora Caves:                           Aurangabad, Maharashtra

6.     Golconda Fort:                                 Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh. 

7.      Hampi:                                               Karnataka.

8.      Jantar Mantar:                                 New Delhi

9.      Kalibangan:                                       Rajasthan.

10.   Nalanda:                                            Bihar

                                    Famous places of world

11.  Grand Canyon:                       United states

12.    Great Barrier Reef:                          Australia

13.    Chichen Itza:                                     Mexico

14.    Machu Picchu:                                 Peru

15.  Pyramids:                                Egypt

Facts about solar system

1.     That the Sun makes up 99.86% of the Solar System's mass! That means that all the planets put together (including Jupiter) as well as all the asteroids only make up about 0.14% of the Solar System's mass.

2.     That Jupiter's magnetic field is so massive that it pours billions of Watts into Earths magnetic field every day!

3.     That a massive body 100km wide travelling at over 512,000km/h crashed into Mercury to form the Caloris Basin. The impaact was so great it sent shockwaves round Mercury creating its hilly lineated terrain.

4.     That just a pinhead of the Sun's raw material could kill someone up to 160 kilometres away!

5.     That the length of a Plutonian year is 248 of our years! That means that one orbit of the Sun takes about 2 and a half Earth centuries. That's a quarter of a Millenium!

6.     That Olympus Mons (on Mars) is the largest Volcanic mountain in the Solar System. It is 600 km across and 27 km high! And you thought Mount Everest (about 8 and a half km high) was tall! To see a great overhead picture of it click here.

7.     That a Supernova explosion produces more energy in its first ten seconds than the Sun during the whole of its 10 billion year lifetime and that for a brief period, it creates more energy than the rest of a galaxy put together!!

8.     That the comet with the longest ever recorded tail is the Great Comet of 1843. Its tail stretched over 800 million kilometres! This is about the same distance the Earth is from Jupiter!

9.     That the energy in the sunlight we see today started out in the core of the Sun 30,000 years ago - it spent most of this time passing through the dense atoms that make the sun and just 8 minutes to reach us once it had left the Sun!

10.  That almost all of the heavier elements in your body (eg calcium, iron, carbon) were made somewhere in supernovae explosions!

11.  That some rocks found on Earth are actually pieces of Mars!

12.  That Saturn has such a low density that it would float if put in water!

13.  That due to the fact that water expands when heated, the Atantic ocean increses in width by 3cm every year!

14.  That some volcanoes on Jupiter's moon Io eject material at speeds of up to 1km/second! This is about 20 times faster than the volcanoes here on Earth can manage it!

15.  That the amount of the Sun's energy reaching the Earth's atmosphere (known as the Solar constant) is equivalent to 1.37 kw of electricity per square metre!

Abbreviations

1.     AD:                  Anno Domini; in the year of Lord Christ

2.     AM:                 Ante meridiem; before noon

3.     ATM:               Automatic Teller Machine

4.     BC:                  Before Christ; Board of Control; British Columbia; Battery Commander

5.     NCR:                National Capital Region

6.     NEP:                National Education Policy

7.     CM:                 Command Module; Chief Minister

8.     CPU:                Central Processing Unit

9.     Pin Code:        Postal Index Number Code

10.  DTH:                Direct to Home

11.  EDUSAT:         Education Satellite

12.  PTO:                Please Turn Over

13.  EU:                  European Union

14.  GPS:                Global Positioning System

15.  HDTV:                         High Definition Television

16.  UFO:                Unidentified Flying Object

17.  ISO:                 International Standardisation Organisation

18.  ISP:                  Internet Service Provider

Inventions & discoveries

1.      Baird—                Television.

2.      Binet—                Intelligence Test.

3.      Carothers—        Nylon plastics.

4.      Marconi—          Wireless telegraphy; radio.

5.      Nobel—               Dynamite.

6.      Priestley—          Discovery of Oxygen

7.      Rontgen—          Discovery of X-rays.

8.      Galileo—             Telescope.

9.      James Watt—    Steam engine (patented in 1769).

10.   Waterman—      Fountain pen.

11.   Salk, Jonas E.— Anti-polio Vaccine.

Class III Sample Paper

1. Which of the following state doesn’t touch our neighboring countries?

a. Gujarat                   b. Uttaranchal                        c. Bihar                        d. Chhattisgarh

2. The National emblem of Australia is

a. Lion                         b. Kangaroo                c. Elephant                 d. Tiger

3.  Which planet has maximum number of the satellites?

a. Jupiter                     b. Mars                       c. Saturn                     d. Uranus

4.  How many players are there in a game of Base ball?

a. 11                            b. 7                              c. 8                              d. 9

5.  Which of the following continent has maximum number of countries in it?

a. Europe                    b. Africa                      c. Asia                         d. North America

6. Mariana Trench, the greatest depth, is in which Ocean?

a. Indian                     b. Arctic                      c. Atlantic                   d. Pacific

7. The book Jungle book was written by-

a. Rudyard Kipling      b. J.K. Rowling             c. C. Mark                    d. J. Arthur

8. ‘Nati’ folk dance belongs to which state of India?

a. Gujarat                   b. Kerala                     c. Himachal Pradesh d. Orissa

9. Elephanta caves are in which state of India?

a. Kerala                      b. Maharashtra          c. Andhra Pradesh      d. Tamil Nadu

10. Red Square is in which country?

a. U.S.A.                      b. Japan                      c. Britain                     d. Russia

11. Which is the largest country in the world?

a. China                      b. Russia                     c. Canada                    d. U.S.A.

12. The highest waterfall in the world is-

a. Angel                       b. Tugela                     c. Catarata                  d. Browne Falls

13. North Pole was discovered by-

a. Tasman                   b. John Cabot             c. Captain cook           d. Robert Peary

14. Small pox vaccination was invented by-

a. Koch                                    b. Jenner                     c. Harvey                     d. Salk

15. Tallest man made building in the world is-

a. Taipei 101               b. Petronas tower      c. Burja Khalifa           d. Willis Tower

16. Ob, the third largest river of the world belongs to which country?

a. U.S.A.                      b. Russia                     c. China                       d. Japan

17. Abbreviation ‘PhD’ stands for-

a. Doctor of Philosophy                     b. Doctor of Psychology

c. Professor of Diet                             d. Professor of Designing

18. A red ball on white rectangle based flag represents which country?

a. Japan                      b. Korea                      c. China                       d. Indonesia

19. Which wrestler of India won silver medal in 2012 Olympics?

a. Vijender Kumar      b. Rajesh Kumar         c. Sushil Kumar           d. Yogendra Kumar

20. Ustad Amjad Ali Khan is famous to play which musical instrument?

a. Tabla                       b. Veena                     c. Shehnai                   d. Sarod



Tricks


Inventions & Inventors 

Television (Mechanical)–                   John Baird

Key- On T.V. John with beard.

Blue jeans-                                                                  Levi Strauss    

Key- In blue jeans of Levis a big pocket to carry straws.    

Match, Safety –                                              John Walker

Key- We asked John walk ker on stage to promote match box brand.

Atomic Bomb-                                                Robert Oppenheimer

Key- Robot opens with hammer, an atom bomb.

Air conditioning –                                          Carrier

Key- You are carrying air conditioner on your cycle’s carrier.

Radio -                                                                                    Marconi

Key- With the purchase of radio macaroni is free for one year.

Nylon Plastic-                                                 Carothers

Key- Nylon plastic is the other material which can be used to make cars.

Dynamite-                                                                   Nobel

Key- In Kumbhkarana’s house only dynamite can make him feel awake otherwise No bell is allowed.

Oxygen (Discovery)-                                       Presley  

Key- Oxygen is free jab apne Press lee.

Galileo—                                                                     Telescope.

Key- Jelly leo and telescope free.

James Watt—                                                 Steam engine

Key- James asks what do I have to drive this time, ans- a steam engine.

Extremes of India

v Consider the highest one in red color

1.    Longest river (India) Lady with longest hair is center of attraction at haridwar Ganga river	Ø  Ganges
2.    Largest lake (Fresh water) We are celebrating India’s first birthday on a lake and we have brought the largest cake made by Fresh water and cutting it by chilling it with a large cooler.	Ø  Wular lake (Kashmir)
3.    Largest Mosque Sharukh Khan came to  Delhi in front of Jama Masjid aur Jama Masjid ke saamne logon ka sailab sa aa gaya. Only the largest mosque like Jama masjid can give them space	Ø  Jama Masjid, Delhi
4.    Longest Road Our grand parents are too old to move  so aap unhi ek bare trunk mai baitha kar road par ghooma rahe ho	Ø  Grand Trunk Road
5.    Largest railway route Ek bari Rail ka Bhoot ghar se ass par (jo aam kha raha tha)baithker Kanya ke til laddoo kha raha tha	Ø  Dibrugarh in Assam to Kannyakumari in Tamil Nadu
6.    Longest tunnel Jawaharlal Nehru ek bari tunnel khod rahe hain taki log direct Delhi se Jammu Kashmir ja payen	Ø  Jawahar tunnel (Jammu & Kashmir)
7.    Longest Dam A rich man is building a long dam with a borisa bag full of Hiras but thieves stole all his money.	Ø  Hirakod Dam (Orissa)
8.    Longest populated city Everybody wants to live with stars so they started living with Amitabh Bacchhan in Mumbai, so it has become so populated	Ø  Mumbai (1.60 crore)
9.    Largest Museum We use moose in our hair to make ourselves smart but usse humare hair itne khare ho gaye that government ne hume India ke Largest museum mai bhej diya, ki isse humare museum ki popularity barehgi but humne gusse se museum ko coal se kaat diya.	Ø  National Museum, Kolkata
10.Largest Dome We built a large Gol Gumbaz to make our home the largest one and we decorated with beejs (seeds)	Ø  Gol Gumbaz, Bijapur (Karnataka)
11.Largest Zoo Zoological is the study of animals so largest zoo is on the name of its study, It is told by Khali (wrestler) pura	Ø  Zoological Gardens, Alipur, Kolkata
12.Largest Desert After taking food everybody needs dessert. Issi prakar jab Raja dessert khate hai to unke saamne largest dessert paish ki jaati hai jiska naam hai In the largest possible THAAL (plate)	Ø  Thar (Rajasthan)
13.Smallest State (Area) There is a new water ride in Goa and that is the smallest Slate. In this ride we use a magical slate in the water which always says Go ane aa means hingragi	Ø  Goa
14.Highest Gateway We are building a large gate (darwaza) pulled by a large bull to place in front of Taj Mahal	Ø  Buland Darwaza, Fatehpur Sikri (Agra)
15.Largest State (Area) Rajaon ke sthan par the largest slate lagaie gaye so that every body can write their wishes on it	Ø  Rajasthan
16.Place of heaviest rainfall Heaviest Rainfall mai bhi mare mausi ram ke sath Megha aur Aalia ke ghar gaye	Ø  Mausinram (Meghalaya)
17.Largest Stadium In 20-20 series, Yuvraj singh ne Bharti ke sath KKR ko harane ke liye pitch par salt gira diya. Par bot time laga as it was the largest stadium	Ø  Salt lake (Yuva Bharti), Kolkata
18.Largest Port Amitabh’s computer was missing but he could not find because this was the largest port with so many ships, now he is sad but started looking for it with mombatti	Ø  Mumbai
19.Highest Award India ke best award ko bharat kay Ratnas award diye jane chahiye	Ø  Bharat Ratna
20.Highest Gallantry Award (given for courage) Humne apne ghar ki sabse uunchi wall se chor ke gail(Punjabi word) entry kiya aur use bari veerta se pakar liya. CID ne mujhe Param (greatest) veer Chakra diya.	Ø  Paramveer Chakra
21.Largest Gurudwara Guru ne hamare dware par paer rakha aur hamare dware ko ek large gold ka temple bana diya.	Ø  Golden Temple, Amritsar
22.Deepest river valley Deep deep river valley mai Akal ke Andhe bheege rath pe sath nahane gaya (Bath) aur doob gaya	Ø  Bhagirathi & Alaknanda
23.Highest Battle field Highest battle field mai Sachin Tendulker Siar ke sath cricket khel raha hai	Ø  Siachin Glacier

Sobriquets

Ø  Lal Bahadur Shastri                Men Of Peace

Bahadur (guard) cuts Shastri ji’s pony into pieces by assuming it a snake on his head.

Ø  Rabindra Nath Tegor Guru Dev

Rabb (God) Indra meets Guru Nanak Dev to discuss bad situation of crime on earth

Ø  Sarojni Naido                         Nightangle Of India

Sir Genie nayi do night angles ko magic se crow banadete hain coz they refused to sing a song for him

Ø  Lala Lajpat Rai                                    Punjab Kesri

A man with Lal Large pathar grinding Punjab Kesri news paper as it is showing bad news all over and not even a single good one

Ø  Subhash Chandra Bose          Netaji

Subhash Chandra Bose is beating a Netaji for not being honest to the country.

Ø  Vallabh Bhai Patel                  Man Of Iron

Balab (Bulb) Bai (Maid) patiley me rakh kar making it hot and ironing with it as her steam iron is not working

Ø  Abdul Gaffer Khan                 Frontier Gandhi, Badshah Khan

A bull attacked Khan sahib and Gandhi ji came in front to save him with his stick.

Ø  C. R. Dass                                            Desh Bandhu

A dangerous Siyar (Jackal) dass (slave) ban gaya by the help of desh ki largest banduk.

Ø  Dada Bhai Naoroji                  Grand Old Man Of India

Dada bai ko bole na ro-o Ji OLD MAN ki maid ho sewa to karni he padegi.

Ø  Sachin Tendulkar                   Master Blaster

Sachin Tendulkar’s master (teacher) is blasting bombs on his 50^th century.  

Ø  Abraham Linchon                   Honest Abe

A Brahman has an honest ape as his pet who collects money from devotees and gives it to him.

Ø  Michael Jackson                                 The King of Pop

Michael Jackson is being crowned as a king by the Pop.

Ø  Madonna                                            The Queen of Pop

Mad Hannah montena is being crowned as a queen by the Pop.

Ø  Adolf Hitler                                         Fuhrer

A doll hit few ghar with car badly, as she was just learning how to drive.

Ø  Napolean Bonapart               Man of Destiny

Nap (short sleep) o liyan  bona party mein, & owner threw him out, but this result is always written in lazy people’s destiny

Ø  Mahatma Gandhi                   Father of Nation

Every father is running after money & on that note Mahatma Gandhi’s photo is printed, so he is father of nation.

Ø  Florence Nightingle                Lady with the Lamp

Florocent bulb me Nightingale was singing song but when electricity went but a lady showed lamp to it to sing song

Ø  Africa                                                  Dark Continent

All Africans are so dark in complexion that now it is called a dark continent.

Ø  Bangalore                                           Garden City of India

Bangles on trees in gardens add beauty of the city.

Ø  Cuba                                                   Sugar Bowl of World

Suger bowl has so big cubes that these are called cubas.

Ø  Japan                                                  Land of Rising Sun

Pandit ji suggested Ja paan la or rising sun ko jal k sath chada to exam me marks hare bhare ayenge.

Ø  Thailand                                             Land of White Elephant

Thighs of elephants are painted white so that they can be seen in dark night also to avoid accidents

Ø  Rome                                                  City of Seven Hills

Inside a room seven hills are being built with strong air conditioner to feel hill station at home in this summer.

Ø  Palestine                                             The Holy land

Palace tiny in size has been built in colony for Holi celebration its land is full of colors